Here's my loaner car

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/04/2015 at 18:49 • Filed to: Dealership

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2007 Chevy Equinox.

Check out those American butt ripples though.

pjhusa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 18:51

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Why is such an old car a loaner?

pjhusa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 18:52

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wow... crap leather

pjhusa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 18:52

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fake wood?

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 18:52

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Thought you were about to say you bought an Equinox and I was def going to yell at you a lot about it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pjhusa 11/04/2015 at 18:56

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Yep

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pjhusa 11/04/2015 at 18:56

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Idk

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:00

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Glad they’re making it right.

Swayze Train GTi > pjhusa 11/04/2015 at 19:02

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I’ve been seeing a lot of mid-00s cars recently and they all have the WORST imitation wood there is. Like they don’t even try. They put real burlwood in my 98 oldsmobile for christ sake, so they’re actually taking steps backward.

Although actually the wood in 2015 GMs is actually good now that I think about it.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:03

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I’m truly sympathetic. On the other hand, I’m glad for you that you get a loaner. Not all service departments do that anymore.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:05

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Why do you have a Chevy as a loaner?

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:06

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Review! So did they agree to check out the tensioner at no cost?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:06

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look at all the cheap shitty plastics

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:07

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Should have asked for this...J35 all day yo!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:10

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Your job - write an only positive review

El Rivinado > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:12

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Ah, yes I remember my family's Equinox well. No matter how many problems that car had, it just would not die. We got ours in 2005 and had it for 10 years before my sister got in a wreck with it and it was sent to the scrapyard. Still remember the color, it was gold, they don't make gold cars anymore.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rico 11/04/2015 at 19:15

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Actually turns out the radiator fan is vibrating. They’re going to see if they can refasten the housing vs having to replace the unit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 11/04/2015 at 19:16

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This is terrible. That’s as positive as I’ll be.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/04/2015 at 19:16

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It’s as hilarious as I thought.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 11/04/2015 at 19:17

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Because the other loaner car was a Santa Fe and I decided to go for humor today.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/04/2015 at 19:21

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That remains to be determined though. Depending on if they don’t need to replace the fan. I’m hoping they’ll come through for me. I’m finding this minor misfortune all to be a little frustrating. For something on an pricy used car i bought just 4 weeks ago to fail. I think it’s just pure misfortune again, but... very wary in general. And this is my first car purchased from a dealership. If this goes south I may stick with my 300 tercels indefinitely -_-

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:26

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Give it time. If the fuck you over tell me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/04/2015 at 19:26

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Will do. Thanks.

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:27

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Hopefully it’s a quick fix!

pjhusa > Swayze Train GTi 11/04/2015 at 19:27

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Fake Wood cuz ‘Murica

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rico 11/04/2015 at 19:30

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I could use a little luck. It’s been a rough last few weeks for us.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rico 11/04/2015 at 19:33

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Oh and I made a video review! But I think I think I have to make a faux account because my boobtube account is also my real name -_-

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:38

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Sending good vibes your way man, hope you get through everything you're dealing with!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:38

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That interior makes me ill. Even more ill when I remember GM’s Economy Car division’s crossover looked like this just a year later.

The upper dash and door were actually-gasp- squishy to the touch.

Let’s not even talk about the disgusting 3.4 V6 and 4-speed in the Equinox compared to the Vue’s 3.6 and 6-speed.

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:38

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Yeah make a new one with dr z as your name. I hesitate to upload to YouTube for the same reason! I've got to make a new account.

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:40

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We have a 05, did they keep that weird fold up table in the hatch area?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/04/2015 at 19:53

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I’m confused about the Vue — did it have the MDX power train or not?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 19:57

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The first generation used a Honda 3.5L V6. The second gen used either a GM 3.5 or 3.6 depending on the trim level/drive configuration.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 11/04/2015 at 22:59

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I didn’t even check! That sounds goofy though

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 23:08

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The sides protrude into the cargo space to much & we never use it as a table anyway. Waste of space. Probably made its way over from the Aztek genetics.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 11/04/2015 at 23:10

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Wow that’s crazy. By the way this Equinox has only one cup holder up front and it’s on the floor and very shallow. The hell is up with that?

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 23:13

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Ours has a fold out dual cup holder built into the armrest. + 2 in the back of center counsel that also folds out.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 11/04/2015 at 23:17

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My center thingie is just a glove box, which creaks a lot... looks like it was used as an ash tray as well. Also has a hand brake.l

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2015 at 23:39

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It folds out the front, not the inside of the arm rest. If you had arm rest down looking at it you wouldn’t see it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 11/04/2015 at 23:57

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Well that makes way more sense!

bryan40oop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2015 at 10:21

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My condolences.